The P is a mythical
celtic warrior and warlock. He abuses steroids and shags women without a condom. He relies on the withdrawal method, often found drinking Ale in a tavern while arm wrestling
yoong lads who think they're big. When he's finished he slams
skank pussy in the tavern Jack's. Injects steroids into his cock and refers to himself in third person while telling tales of past glories.